Tuesday, March 6, 2007

A bumb broke in da House!

Don't you hate it when you put a house on the market and some bumb kicks the door in and turns the heat up to 80 degrees and camps out in your house, peeing in your toilet or tub or whatever? Yah... me too.

This video is a little shot of what the sucker did to our door... freek'n hoser. It wouldn't have taken too long to fix except my tools were 40 miles away; it looks sweet now though! It looked sweeter before I had to fix it.

Don't worry though cuz I boobie trapped the door so the next time Chester Copperpot opens it he'll get a pound of dog crap chucked on his face with an automatic clay pigeon slinger. Hold on a second my phone's ringing....

#@%?! It was a realtor who just tried to show the house! His fault for not calling first... crazy poop face.

32 comments:

Alli Fantastico said...

dude. i wanna set up mass Home Alone boobie traps and cameras in your house and when he tries to get in again we'll video tape him getting slammed in the faceplate with a welding torch swinging from the rafters.

-KJ said...

Sucky! Put broken ornaments below the window too, just incase he tries to come in that way next time.

Alli Fantastico said...

oh my gosh, kissy, that makes my legs hurt just to think about. i hate that part.

Mandy said...

but first you have to put a whole unch of tar on the steps so his shoes get stuck and he has to remove them and go through window and jump down on the broken ornaments and cut his naked feets all up, duh kjersten

-KJ said...

ooh, tingly legs! Sorry Mandy! Look, you are already becoming a full fledge Oblad, you remember every dang detail! Congrats!

Mandy said...

i learn from the best! and i have to if i want to be included in any conversation that occurs with any of you! =)

Lyd said...

But make sure that you put that thing on the doornob to make it really hot, just in case. You can never be too carful!

Alli Fantastico said...

and then make sure a huge tarantula randomly crawls on his sternum, and then hit him in the chest at full force with a tire-iron.

Taylor Oblad said...

The tarantula does not "appear" on the sternum. The bum would have to an accomplice that has the tarantula placed on his face by an 8 year old that magically appears out of the wood work, and then the accomplice will scream like a little girl and throw the tarantula onto the bum's sternum. At that point the bumb would be hit with a tire iron

Mandy said...

exactly!

Alli said...

sorry, jeez

brocknelson said...

yeah someone broke into my dads store a little while ago and stole a bunch of stereos from boats, i think a motion sensor that starts shooting an automatic gun with blanks would be a good idea! or even better forget the blanks

Lyd said...

Man, that freakin' sucks! Yeah, forget the blanks, just go full out. It's funnier this way!

Taylor Oblad said...

Who here likes Lou Bega? Anyone Hmmmm? Does any one have a little Monica in their life? Anyone at all have any Lou Bega stories?

-KJ said...

the first time I heard that song was in Norway.

Lyd said...

No, but that would be a good way to torcher a person. And it would serve as a good security system. Someone tries breaking in, the song turns on full blast, and they go running away as fast as possible. Now that is some scary crap!

Lyd said...

I do kinda' have one I guess. When we came back from Norway, they started playing that song on the radio and they were asking people if they should keep it or trash it. Ryan called it to keep it, and got on the radio. So I did the same and I too was on the radio. So we were part of the Lou Bega maddness! It was more like we were trying to get on the radio than supporting that useless song.

Alli Fantastico said...

see what Norway does to your brain?

brocknelson said...

Lou Bega, ha ha haa. Good thing he only had one good song or I'd still be standing at the mandalay bay waiting for that fool to show up, man i hate that guy! good one tay! how's that cake at the end of the driveway?

Ryan Nelson said...

Haaa! Taylor was so scared of Cal. And at least that time we left the egg whites out of the cake so you didn't puke it up all over the place and we'd be forced to cover it up with a Chuck E. Cheese pizza box. Jeez Brock.

Lyd said...

I think that every member of the Oblad family was afraid of Cal! hahaha And I was always afraid of Randy! Understanding now that he was always pissed because he worked(s) so freakin' much.

Eliza said...

I was never afraid of Clarenc....ohhhh my bad..CAL. He just was the Hulk that's all. Disney has a version of LouBega's one hit

-KJ said...

Take your camera and video your crazy scouts. We know you can make them do something we will all laugh at!

Lyd said...

True dat. Wez be needin' sumin' new cracka'.

Eliza said...

KJ- like how you tell E to update and you haven't updated yours since sunday you hypocrap!

-KJ said...

Shut your pie hole! I have a awesome tantrum I don't know how to upload, a birthday party tomorrow, and a family party on Sunday. I do have a picture of my cat sleeping in my sink I could post, but my camera is in my car!

Eliza said...

I don't have a pie hole..I have a cake hole. Anyway..okay I'll back off but you better fix it soon!

Mandy said...

im still waiting on the before and after hair pics bree!!! maybe you should get on that..j/k

Bree :--) said...

Ok, so here's the problem, every time I take a picture of myself for y'll to see the ol hair, it's ugly as crap! I look sick in them. I swear I tried. Maybe I should try a little harder. Plus, I'm gonna have to get someone else in the pic, cuz just me is obviously NOT workin! Sorry, I swear one of these days I'll get it on here.

Sarah said...

Seriously Bree. Get with the program. Your hair will be all grown out before anyone even gets to see it! And like you could look anything but cute...

-KJ said...

Just take the picture and put a pretty red computer animated ribbon over your face like Fox News does when they want to cover something up. JUST KIDDING! Your hair AND face is aways beautiful, big dork!

Ash-ah-leee! said...

you are on the BYU homepage for a reason sweety!